Oakmont, Pa. – Phil Mickelson has lost so creatively at so many U.S. Opens that he has to use different adjectives to describe different failures.
At Merion in 2013, when he played the last seven holes in 3 over par to make Justin Rose a champion? "My most disappointing failure," he called it.
At Winged Foot in 2006? "My most heartbreaking," he said in his next breath.
Mickelson has finished second at the U.S. Open a record six times. He categorizes those failures with the melancholy of a lovelorn spinster recalling failed romances.
They all hurt, and they were all different.
In 1999 at Pinehurst, he promised to leave during the final round if his wife went into labor, but hung around to see Payne Stewart sink his winning, career-defining putt, then grab Mickelson by the face and tell him he was going to be a great father.
In 2002 at Bethpage Black, he played understudy as Tiger Woods went wire-to-wire and beat him by three strokes in the least surprising and least disappointing of Mickelson's losses.
In 2004 at Shinnecock, coming off his first major championship at the Masters, Mickelson bogeyed the last two holes on Saturday, took a one-shot lead after the 70th hole, then three-putted from five feet on the 71st to lose to Retief Goosen.