Why do we even watch professional sports?
Why do we care whether a bunch of mercenaries from around the world temporarily wearing uniforms provided by local billionaires trying to improve their images through sports can beat … a different group of mercenaries from around the world temporarily wearing uniforms provided by out-of-town billionaires trying to improve their images through sports?
Jerry Seinfeld famously said that sports fans cheer for laundry. Sometimes, given a few of the miscreants we’ve seen come through town, we’re cheering for dirty laundry.
What makes us care, and often care too much?
A musician friend once said that we watch live music — paying for parking and expensive refreshments while getting elbowed in the ribs by strangers — because we like to see talented people working together.
I’ve always defined sportswriting as the study of talented people under pressure.
We are captivated by talent. We also crave cohesiveness, and a sense that a diverse group of people is striving for a common cause.
That’s also why losing and dysfunctional teams incur such wrath. They are failing to justify the amount of time we have invested in them.