It has come to be that one of the main attractions for the 2017 Twins is watching a 44-year-old pitch. Include me in this category since while watching Friday's Twins game on DVR (a sickness in and of itself), I found myself fast-forwarding through the Twins at-bats to get to Bartolo Colon pitching again.
The reward was seeing Colon go all nine innings, becoming the oldest American League pitcher to throw a complete game victory since Nolan Ryan did it 25 years ago.
The performance, though, wasn't just a testimonial for aging gracefully. It was also a lesson in how fragile a narrative can be.
Colon started the game by allowing hits to three of the first four Texas batters, with two runs crossing the plate. He escaped the first inning without more damage only after a hard-hit double play grounder. At that point, he looked to be on a trajectory for a quick hook.
As veterans do, Colon settled down — only to find himself in an even more dicey situation in the fifth inning. The Twins were leading 5-3, but Texas had runners on first and second with newly minted 3,000-hit club member Adrian Beltre at the plate. Rookie reliever Alan Busenitz was warming up in the bullpen.
Colon delivered a quality 2-2 pitch low and away, but Beltre punched it toward right field. Robbie Grossman got a good jump, then slid to make a very good catch to end the inning.
If the ball had been struck 10 feet in either direction, or if Grossman had stalled at all, it probably would have been a run-scoring hit and Colon's night might have been over with four runs allowed in fewer than five full innings. The postgame discussion would have focused on Colon's shaky start and advancing age, particularly if the Twins had lost.
Instead, the out was recorded. The Twins added some insurance runs. And Colon kept pitching and pitching until it was over — when all we could do was marvel at this aging pitcher still succeeding.