The genius of the Easy-Bake Oven -- baking with a blessedly inefficient bulb that produces more heat than light -- has turned out to be its undoing.
The lowly 100-watt incandescent bulb is getting the boot as a federal law requiring bulbs to be more energy-efficient kicks in this year. Yet amid the hoo-hah about nanny-state government and mercury content, did no one rise up from the floor of Congress to ask: But what about the Easy-Bake Oven?
Apparently not.
For almost 50 years, the toy has been under Christmas trees and next to birthday cakes, a sort of gateway appliance for kids. OK, for girls. It works like this: A tiny pouch of cake mix is mixed with a tiny bit of water, poured into a tiny pan, placed in the tiny oven, and baked by the heat of a light bulb. A tiny puck of cake emerges, satisfying a tiny appetite.
Could one of those girls once been Michelle Gayer?
"Is the sky blue?" responded Gayer, who owns Salty Tart bakery and currently is a nominee for the nation's outstanding pastry chef, as deemed by the James Beard Foundation. "Me and my brother would play restaurant in the basement and I'd bake in the Easy-Bake and do hamburgers made of Play-Doh. One time I made him eat an entire Play-Doh hamburger and he threw up."
Her baked goods of the time, while perhaps not memorable -- "Whatever was in those packets?" -- were more digestible. Gayer, of Minneapolis, wouldn't go so far as to proclaim the Easy-Bake her culinary inspiration, "but it was a pretty good practice round."
Pastry chef Zoë Francois was shocked to hear that the light bulb is being replaced by what Hasbro calls "a heating element."