The Brick lays the Egg on opening night
Which was greater: The opening night kinks of the new Brick nightclub or the kinkiness of headliner Jane's Addiction?
The proudly provocative 1990s alt-metal heroes featured two bondage babes, and general decadence and lasciviousness. That was to be expected.
The first-night snafus were not expected from the Brick, operated by AEG Live, the world's second-biggest concert promoter.
Security was TSA-thorough, which was overzealous for a show attracting mostly 30- and 40-somethings who were well behaved. Couldn't AEG call an audible and realize something was wrong with people standing in the rain for an hour to get into a club? Concertgoers entered in a foul mood as they walked through the too-small entryway, passed by the too-tiny one-window box office and climbed up the too-narrow stairs.
With 2,000 rock fans, the Brick was so packed that traffic flow was an oxymoron. An even bigger issue was sightlines. If you weren't on the front half of the main floor or leaning over the railing in the balcony, you couldn't see the stage. (Does this sound like the same issues that Epic has? Hello.)
Good luck if you had to use the restroom. There are five urinals and two stalls total for men. That may meet city code but it doesn't measure up to the facilities at First Avenue, Epic or Myth.
If you want to buy a band T-shirt at the Brick, you have to snake down the crowded stairs to the basement to a small table in the corner. Merchandise was cash-only.
Bands might complain that there are no on-site catering facilities and, because the Brick is attached to some daytime businesses, apparently no soundchecks can take place before 6 p.m.