Did the nightlife scene follow our advice in 2009?
Last year, I presented my resolutions for the Twin Cities nightlife scene-- i.e. my recommendations for ways to make the scene better in 2009. Did anyone listen to me? Let's take a look back and find out.
1. NO MORE SUPERCLUBS
Did they listen? Yes. Oversized nightclubs met their maker in 2009, when several closed and none opened. Myth, the 4,400-capacity megaclub in Maplewood, was the largest casualty. Two clubs with identity issues -- Trocaderos and Visage -- also shut down. With the Twins ballpark coming, there are rumors of new superclubs on the horizon. My suggestion: Don't bet on big.
2. REMODEL THE GAY 90'S
Did they listen? Half-heartedly. Owner Peter Hafiz told me he would finish remodeling the iconic gay club by the end of 2009. That didn't happen. While he did give one of the rooms (the Happy Hour Bar) a gorgeous facelift, the rest of the place is still waiting.
3. DOWNTOWN CLUBS NEED TO TAKE MORE CHANCES
Did they listen? Barely. The homogeneous sound of Top 40 radio still rules the club scene. It's what the masses want, so it's hard to blame the clubs for giving in. I had hoped that mainstream clubs would take a chance on DJs such as Soviet Panda, Attitude City and the Moon Goons.
4. SHOW ST. PAUL SOME LOVE
5. MORE BEER GEEKDOM
Did they listen? Yes. Bars such as the Muddy Pig and the Happy Gnome continued their campaign for good brews by promoting festivals, dinners and release parties. Boutique beer also pushed its way into unlikely places, such as ethnic eateries (Ngon Vietnamese Bistro) and the suburbs (Three Squares in Maple Grove).
6. FOLLOW THE WAY OF JOHNNY MICHAELS
Did they listen? Yes and no. La Belle Vie bartender Johnny Michaels is the Twin Cities' best cocktail maker, leading the charge for local mixology. The niche scene got a big boost in 2009 from Bradstreet. While the excitement seems to have tapered off there, every new bar or restaurant is promoting some form of a "beverage program." They get an "A" for effort, but many get an "F" for faking it.
7. DIG THE BALLPARK, HOLD THE SPORTS BARS
Did they listen? Remains to be seen. The race for nightlife real estate around the Twins ballpark has only just begun. So far, the big news is Kieran's Irish Pub moving to Block E. Few other deals have been announced, but the rumor mill says the sports bars are coming.