Jon Stewart's hair isn't the only thing that's turned gray over time.
The final episode of "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" Thursday served, in many ways, as a satisfying send-off for a highly influential political comedian to a certain demographic -- middle-aged, liberal-leaning viewers who think BIll O'Reilly should be sentenced to spend four years behind the bars of a carnival dunk tank.
But to a generation sporting diapers when Stewart took over a little over 16 years ago, the hour-plus celebration provided few excuses to look up from their cell phones.
I ended up watching the event at a week-long journalism camp consisting of savvy, curious teenagers from across the country who are more familiar with the members of the Supreme Court than the members of One Direction.
But those who sat through the hour-plus broadcast in a University of Minnesota lounge, tempting the limits of a harsh curfew, the evening's cavalcade of past correspondents -- Ed Helms, Steve Carell, Samantha Bee, Olivia Munn -- and the "Goodfellas"-inspired dedication to the behind-the-scenes staff was the equivalent of a long list of credits at the end of a foreign-language movie, rolling across the screen to the music of Yanni.
This aging viewer's heart broke just a little when the previously unannounced appearance of Bruce Springsteen and a full lineup of the E Street Band failed to elicit a reaction anything close to the uncontrollable "yippy!" that yours truly let out. (The public school system, apparently, doesn't think being familiar with "Born to Run" is as important as reading "To Kill a Mockingbird." Shame, shame, shame.)
Perhaps surprisingly, the astute students were most interested in Stewart's last rant against bureaucratic manure, a timeless commentary that asked viewers to rally against the day-to-day stupidity that dominates politics.
"If you smell something, say something," said Stewart, who remained composed throughout the night, with the exception of a Stephen Colbert tribute that seemingly caught his former boss by surprise.