That'll buy him a lot of . . . whatever he does.

Plus damages!

March 10, 2011 at 8:45PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Yeah, I know it's on the home page. But still, must comment. AP says:

Damages! Because $100 million isn't punitive enough. You know it's possible he might get some go-away money out of this, but not enough to make it shut-up money. In any case, it'll be another media circus. I was on the phone with a guy from LA today, and we had to stop talking, because there were helicopters over his house. Why? Because Lohan was going to court. Imagine the gridlock in LA on the day he testifies.

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