They list Vince Wilfork at 325 pounds.
They are wrong.
"I don't think he has been 325 since he was in the eighth grade," Vikings offensive coordinator Norv Turner said of the Texans nose tackle that he's grown fond of despite the frustrations of facing the giant lineman over the past 13 seasons.
"He is big, and it takes a lot to move him. You're not going to move him."
Wilfork is known around the NFL as a gregarious soul who's comfortable enough in his overstretched skin to pose nude for ESPN the Magazine's 2016 Body Issue. He spent his first 11 seasons in New England, where he played in five Pro Bowls, including one coached by then-Chargers head coach Turner.
"He's a really unique person," said Turner, who coached that Pro Bowl because Wilfork's 2007 Patriots went to 18-0 by beating the Chargers in the AFC title game. "A lot of fun to be around."
Just not a lot of fun to block. A two-time Super Bowl champion, Wilfork has been part of a top-10 scoring defense 10 times, including last year in his first season in Houston. Now 35, he's part of the No. 8 scoring defense (18.3) that will try to match bruises with the Vikings' No. 2-ranked scoring defense (12.5) at U.S. Bank Stadium on Sunday.
"Him and [Terence] Newman must have the same red wine," cracked Vikings coach Mike Zimmer, referring to the alleged elixir that the Vikings' 38-year-old cornerback credits for his unusual longevity.