Over the weekend, St. Cloud State University hosted a football game. Alumni were encouraged to return to campus. There were barbecue stands and some super-fun events, such as face painting.
At any other university campus in America, you might call this tradition "homecoming." But not at SCSU, which changed the name of homecoming to -- wait for it -- Celebrate! St. Cloud State. The move is part of SCSU's attempt to change its image from a party school to the kind of school that puts an exclamation point on its festivities to try to persuade you that they are super-fun.
Last week, just before the non-homecoming homecoming, the school announced they had hired PR people all the way from California and photographers from Toronto to conduct a new "branding" campaign.
How is this public relations gambit going, you might ask?
So far, not so great.
Miffed at the college for dropping the word "homecoming," much of the town is going on with its own homecoming next weekend, Oct. 8. As they have since forever, most of the local bars are featuring free or cheap breakfast and lots of discounts on alcohol, beginning, as always, by 8 a.m. This is a tradition informally called "kegs and eggs," and it's just the kind of unruly merrymaking that SCSU was trying to get away from.
Entrepreneurial students have also seized the spirit by creating their own T-shirts. One website selling homecoming gear is titled: We Taking Over. SCSU English majors, no doubt.
I can say that because I am a former SCSU student. I spent two memorable years at the school, pulled decent grades, made good friends and decided on a career direction that I regret only when faced with a phone message box filled with crazy-calling. Sorry, PR geniuses, but I chose SCSU for the same reason as many of my friends: We were told that Playboy magazine ranked it among the nation's Top 10 party schools.