For years it was just a dilapidated old house nobody cared about, filled with poor, lonely men nobody cared about.
Who could have imagined it would turn into a surreal conflagration that would pit the mayor of Minneapolis and a new City Council member against a diminutive cable television star, launch blogs and parody blogs and cause rabid preservationists to defy stereotype by threatening people and using vulgar language that suggests some of them might have landed on the home improvement channel while searching for reruns of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?"
This tale has a long, convoluted history way too complicated to digest here, but let's try a quick summary. The so-called Orth House was built by Master Builder T.P. Healy in 1893. Many of Healy's homes are protected as historically significant, but the one on Colfax Avenue S. was radically altered over the years to become a rooming house. When owner Michael Crow sold it to developers who wanted to tear it down and build an apartment building, Nicole Curtis of HGTV's "Rehab Addict" tried to save it.
Curtis and other preservationists held vigils, jammed council meetings with bullhorns and cameras and sued to stop demolition of the house. It didn't always make for effective public debate, but it sure made for good television.
I like Curtis' show, perhaps because my wife and I resurrected a Victorian home in Whittier. I know and admire a lot of the folks behind the efforts to save the Orth. But I must admit that at times some of them have seemed like they are a Dutch gable short of a Queen Anne, if you know what I mean.
All but two of the City Council members voted to allow demolition. Mayor Betsy Hodges approved it. Attempts at restraining orders failed, twice. One judge said the plaintiffs' "experts" weren't experts at all on the matter of historic preservation law, but instead advocates with biased personal agendas.
Boom went the Orth.
After the demolition last week, Curtis taunted Bender, the council member for the ward.