Gov. Mark Dayton appeared at the old Star Tribune building on Friday to officiate the transfer of the newspaper's time capsule to the new digs, and I couldn't wait to see if the Old Campaigner would go off the rails.
Dayton can see the end of the first, possibly most important session of his last stint in public office, and he has created a theme in the third person, "Dayton Unbound."
It's the governor's promise to say and do what he means, without the constraints of someone who has to run for office again. In a January interview in which he chastised the state colleges' faculty union, he said that he was "unbound from that consideration or concern. I'm free."
So I half expected Dayton to use the setting of this pseudo-historic moment to perhaps rail against history itself.
Maybe he would quote George Santayana, who said, "History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there."
Or perhaps he'd run wild and turn to Ambrose Bierce: "History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools."
The closest he got was a light joke about the clout of Sid Hartman.
I was so disappointed I wanted to yell: "Play Freebird!"