HELP WANTED: Superintendent of Minneapolis public schools. Responsible for educating 35,000 children who come from families ranging from exceptional to nonexistent. Students speak a multitude of languages and many come to school hungry. Candidate must answer to students, parents who think they know how to educate everyone else's children, elected politicians, unelected politicians, community leaders, people who claim to be community leaders, teachers, teachers' unions, advocates who oppose teachers' unions, flimflam artists seeking school contracts, and the media.
Pay and benefits are exceptional, though career longevity is approximately the same as for a professional football player. Bonus pay for "satisfactory" evaluations. Title will be automatically modified to "Beleaguered Minneapolis School Superintendent" after three months, then "Embattled Minneapolis School Superintendent" approximately six months before dismissal.
Bernadeia Johnson, who announced her resignation Tuesday, might wonder what obstacles George B. Stone, the first Minneapolis schools superintendent, faced back in 1858.
Maybe some haggard mother dragged her tardy kid into class and explained that he was late because Pa had run off to the gold rush, or that his homework had been eaten by wolves. Those were hard but relatively simple times.
Johnson's resignation, described (as is often the case with superintendents) as "abrupt," is yet another reminder that the job of running a successful public education system is arduous and thankless, perhaps in these times even impossible.
If you want to argue that Johnson was the sole problem for our inability to acceptably educate our kids, consider this: In the past 30 years, Minneapolis has had 14 school superintendents, or one every two years or so.
That's a whole lot of failure.
Most have left in a cloud of doubt, or just before one is about to descend. The school boards have tried public school insiders and outsiders. They've tried consensus builders, mavericks and dictators. They've tried a team of consultants and even a former Republican lawmaker, all with results ranging from mixed to messed up.