There have been 18 NFL drafts since the Texans joined the league and picked first in 2002. In those 18 years, teams picking first averaged 1.7 wins the year before.
What that means is the Vikings, sitting on one win, probably need at least a franchise-record 14 losses to have any shot at wresting slam-dunk No. 1 pick Trevor Lawrence away from 12 peers that currently have fewer than three victories.
Suddenly, the Vikings seem more than OK with belly-flopping down that slippery slope. Fifteen bye weeks after the Love Boat scandal rocked the Vikings off the field, General Manager Rick Spielman sent notice on Thursday that he and Mike Zimmer's 2020 on-field ship has sunk.
He said otherwise, of course. But less than two months after using a second-round pick to acquire Yannick Ngakoue, Spielman unloaded him for a third-round pick on the same day news broke that Danielle Hunter had opted for season-ending neck surgery.
Will there be more white flags raised before the Nov. 3 deadline?
Possibly. After all, the winless Jets have the inside lane and look unbeatable when it comes to being beaten.
Meanwhile, 18 teams already have played their way out of next year's first pick by winning at least three times.
Sorry, fellas. Worse luck next year.