Talk about taken out of context

Common man `preposterous statement' contest falls short of the full story.

February 23, 2011 at 7:35PM

Well, it's only taken me 24 years in this business to claim I've been taken out of context.

Earlier this evening, a co-worker congratulated me on my first-round win in something called the "Common Man Preposterous Statement" contest over on KFAN. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I looked it up.

Dan Cole, the common man, has me making this statement regarding Joe Webb:

"The Vikings just made the finest 199th pick in the draft since the Patriots stumbled upon a man named Brady 10 years ago."

Not only did Dan take it out of context, he also cut seven words from that sentence to change the statement to fit his contest.

Here's the full context from the top of a story I did on Webb last summer. See if you think it completely changes the meaning:

By Mark Craig

Neil Callaway was Auburn's offensive coordinator when Bo Jackson won the Heisman Trophy in 1985. Twenty-four years later, he was Alabama-Birmingham's coach when Joe Webb became the first player in NCAA history to post consecutive seasons of 2,000 yards passing and 1,000 yards rushing.

"Bo's the best athlete that's ever been," Callaway said. "But I'm going to say this: Joe's in that same league with Bo."

If that's true at the NFL level, the Vikings just made the finest 199th pick in the draft since the Patriots stumbled upon a man named Brady 10 years ago.

UPDATE: I'm sure you're all on the edge of your seats as this highly-important story has unfolded, so here's an update: Common DQ'd my entry from the tournament because the statement isn't what I wrote. I look forward to making future tournament brackets on my own merit, or lack thereof.

Meanwhile, to those who are jumping all over me for lacking a sense of humor, I'll type s-l-o-w-l-y so maybe you can u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d. It wasn't my statement. If this had been something I had actually said, I'd be laughing right along with you. The tournament is a great idea, and Common is a funny guy.Heck, I'd vote for myself and kiss the trophy on his show if I won with something I actually said. But it wasn't my statement, and it was too preposterous to let slide without saying something.

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Mark Craig

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Mark Craig has covered the NFL nearly every year since Brett Favre was a rookie back in 1991. A sports writer since 1987, he is covering his 30th NFL season out of 37 years with the Canton (Ohio) Repository (1987-99) and the Star Tribune (1999-present).

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