FORT MYERS, FLA. – Anthony Swarzak absolutely treasures his job on the Twins. He just hates having to do that job.
Swarzak is the grim reaper of the Twins bullpen, a walking triage priest giving last rites to ballgames that have turned bloody. His number should be 9-1-1, because if he's in the game, the Twins have an emergency.
"It's not my ideal situation," the 28-year-old righthander said. "But if that's what they want, I'll do it again."
He means he'll be the Twins' long reliever again, the pitcher assigned to pick up the pieces when Minnesota's starter self-combusts. That hasn't exactly been a rare occurrence the past couple of seasons, so Swarzak has plenty of practice — and plenty of success — in dealing with failure.
Swarzak appeared in 48 games last season, pitched a total of 96 innings and posted an ERA of 2.91, better than every pitcher on the staff except Glen Perkins, Caleb Thielbar and Michael Tonkin — and he pitched nearly as many innings as that trio combined. But of those four-dozen appearances, Swarzak was summoned into a game the Twins were leading only seven times. No wonder the Twins went 12-36 when his name was in the boxscore.
Same thing his entire career: Swarzak has pitched in relief 103 times, been handed only 18 leads to protect, and watched the Twins go 27-76 if he was involved.
No wonder, as the Twins prepare to break camp later this week, Swarzak is making a wish for the 2014 season: "I would love to pitch in winning ballgames," he says earnestly. "That's all I want."
Well, that's not exactly all. Given his druthers, Swarzak would be part of the starting rotation. "Always. I'll always think of myself as a starter. I know I can throw 200 innings, no problem," said the Twins' second-round pick from 2004. "I told [pitching coach Rick Anderson], 'If you want me to start tomorrow, I'll throw nine innings. I'll throw 100 pitches tomorrow. If you want me to spot-start or something, I'm ready. I'm always ready.' "