The Minnesota State Fair announced its roster of 2016 new-to-the-fairgrounds delicacies, and the list has its usual on-a-stick novelties, possible instant classics and probable deep-fried duds.
Only time will tell, right? Pass the Maalox, and let's get through this.
On the hot dogs/brats spectrum, the Lamb Shoppe will introduce a — surprise! — lamb dog, and another quality-minded vendor, My Sausage Sister & Me, will offer a sauerkraut-covered beer brat in a pretzel bun.
For its "Minnesota Corn Dog," the Gass Station Grill will call upon a custom-made sausage crafted from Gopher State culinary icons: apples, wild rice, blueberries and maple syrup, as well as decidedly un-Minnesotan cayenne, then do the batter-and-deep-fry thing.
Continuing with the deep-fried motif, O'Gara's at the Fair will offer beer-battered white Cheddar cheese, LuLu's Public House will feature lightly breaded chicken tenderloins, Ragin' Cajun will do a gumbo-inspired poutine and Texas Steak Out will take tortilla chip-covered cheese to a deep-fried extreme.
The award for Best Use of a Minnesota-made Supermarket Product might belong to Sushi Rolls, which is rolling nori around rice, fried egg and, yes, fried Spam.
For those with a sweet tooth, Strawberry Patch is promising to fill a sliced glazed doughnut with strawberries and whipped cream, and Minnesota Wine Country will finish doughnut holes with candied bacon and a chocolate-red wine ganache.
Catchiest name? That's easy, it's "Carpe Diem," a fish-shaped buttermilk-miso waffle cone filled with balsamic-roasted strawberry compote and vanilla ice cream, from the Rabbit Hole.