SUE EVERYBODY! Darren Rovell of ESPN.com reports a San Antonio lawyer is suing the Spurs for resting their stars against the Heat back in November.
BUT SERIOUSLY Funny headline from theonion.com: "Adrian Peterson Re-Tears ACL In Preparation For 2013 Season." Really, though, don't do that.
separate incidents Per Hypervocal.com, CBC News ran a graphic about Lance Armstrong that said, "Report: Armstrong Used Rugs."
A couple years back when Michael Beasley was playing with the Wolves, our own Jerry Zgoda got to the bottom of a free throw mystery: When Beasley misses, he stares at the rim sometimes in order to "get the gremlin off the top of the rim." Well, NBA.com reports Beasley still is having the gremlin problem in Phoenix. He dusted off the gremlin routine -- and quote -- the other night. Other web highlights:
