A Star Tribune serialized novel by Richard Horberg
Chapter 5 continues
The story so far: Jack Palmer describes his musical dream for the town.
Jack Palmer looked at Dave. "No matter how good a teacher you are, Dave, your students are going to forget the history you teach them pretty fast — you know that. Patty and Allen, how long do your kids remember the parts of speech — if they ever learn them? How long do they remember the diagrams you put on the board? And all of you, don't they forget the numbers and the dates and the names, the formulas and the equations? But nobody forgets music. You remember word for word, don't you, the songs that were popular when you were young. You never forget them."
" 'When I grow too old to dream,' " sang Patty.
"Wonderful. Wonderful. We're all kindred spirits here, aren't we?" He glanced at his wife. "Didn't I tell you, honey, that this group is different? Anyway, here's my plan, my dream — if not this year, next, if not then, soon. Every grade, from first through 12th, whatever the subject, will focus on music. Ballads, folk songs, hymns, jazz, country-western, blues, that sort of thing, popular, semi-classical, classical — everything. Every grade will emphasize a musical instrument — brass, woodwinds, the works. Instead of the junior and senior class plays, we'll have operas and operettas and ballets. Instead of debate, we'll have singing contests — public invited, of course. We'll teach the famous composers and the star performers, of course, from Bach and Beethoven to Irving Berlin and Ira Gershwin. Enrico Caruso to Judy Garland. Sammy Cahn. And, ladies and gentlemen, it will no longer be work. It will no longer be drudgery. It will be fun. There'll be no disciplinary problems. There'll be no absenteeism. There'll be no last-minute preparation on the part of the teachers, no grinding homework for the students. Because everybody will love what they're doing.
"When we're finished, we'll be a musically literate town. What's more, we'll be happy. We'll be a utopia, the envy of all other communities. You won't need to teach alienation, Allen, because there won't be any alienation. We won't teach wars, Dave, because there won't be any wars. People will no longer fight — they'll sing. And play. Like I always say, the town that plays together, stays together."
He took out his handkerchief and wiped his brow.