In Lake Elmo, some city administrators are marked permanent and others interim. But in the end, it seems, they're all just interim.
The arrival of the latest city administrator at the end of this month will mark the 10th time the job has changed hands since 2003 in the small but rollicking Washington County suburb.
Ask Clark Schroeder, the latest to depart, whether a recent seven-hour City Council meeting studded with vitriol is any sign of what it was like.
"Seven hours! — that's just what you see on tape," he replied. "We were there for another hour, counting the closed part of the meeting. I got home at 3:30 in the morning, by which time the morning paper had been delivered."
Schroeder took the position last year on an interim basis, expressing hope that he would wind up applying for the permanent job. In the end, he backed away.
"I really felt freer in not applying," he said, "because that way I could say some hard things to the council that needed to be said."
Told that a City Council meeting in Lake Elmo comes off as having all the charm of a divorcing couple bickering endlessly in the next booth at Perkins, Schroeder said: "That's probably a pretty good analogy. It's hard on the staff to watch."
The five-member council has tried to keep a lid on things by hiring a professional parliamentarian with awe-inspiring patience to sit with them and help guide discussions, which have included attempts to refuse to let people weigh in repeatedly on a single topic.