Phoenix – Super Bowl week would have worked out much better if Roger Goodell and Marshawn Lynch had traded places.
Reporters would have had three hourlong tries at getting the NFL commissioner to honestly answer a question.
And if he had said, "I'm only here so I don't get fined," for the first time we wouldn't have had reason to immediately administer a polygraph test.
Lynch could have taken the podium Friday in Phoenix, instead of Goodell, to offer a blunt assessment of the state of the NFL. Instead of trying to paint the league as a humane work environment that cares about its players before and after concussion and has constructed some semblance of an enforceable set of rules in place, Lynch could have said, "I'm only here so you will buy my hat."
Lynch and Goodell have one thing in common: Both blow off the media for their own reasons.
Goodell said Friday that he is available on a daily basis. That's a lie. The president of the United States — not this president; every president — is more accessible than Goodell.
So it's funny to hear Goodell talking about Lynch's obligations. He's right; speaking during Super Bowl week is simply a part of Lynch's job, something he agreed to when he signed his contract. But Goodell is the wrong guy to send that message.
There was one victory for Goodell on Friday, when he wasn't bristling at a rare tough question or spinning the league's inconsistent handling of various transgressions.