The 2002 Twins returned to Minnesota on Monday, a handful of them convening for breakfast at Manny's.
You already can envision the 10-year anniversary of the 2012 Twins: Danny Valencia and Alexi Casilla meeting at a Subway in Boca Raton to share a footlong sandwich and reminisce about that time they almost won a game in April.
The Twins lost their home opener on Monday at Target Field 5-1 to the Angels. The Twins are 0-4, and while four-game losing streaks are not uncommon in baseball, this one left the Opening Day crowd almost as silent as their team's bats.
It was said that one player contracted food poisoning this weekend, but that might have been a typo. What the Twins seem to suffer from is wood poisoning.
"We've got to score more runs for our pitchers," manager Ron Gardenhire said.
Followers of the Twins this spring foresaw challenges for the pitching staff and holes in the fielding alignment. They did not anticipate the lineup challenging the Wild as the local team least likely to post a crooked number on the scoreboard.
The Twins have scored six runs in four games. They have scored one run in the first seven innings of those games. They have failed to hit a ball out of the infield in 20 of their 36 innings.
They are batting .165 as a team. Josh Willingham has both of their home runs. Justin Morneau has two of their three doubles. They do not have a triple. Their on-base percentage of .252 and slugging percentage of .240 would shame Nick Punto.