Since the beginning of the 2011 season, the Twins' record is 73-125. Since July 18, their record is 29-76.
This can't go on, not with a $100 million club playing in a limestone palace. While change should never be made for change's sake, change in this case is necessary to remind everyone involved that Major League Baseball is a meritocracy, not a country club.
Tuesday, after losing 5-0 to Cleveland at Target Field, the Twins activated Justin Morneau from the disabled list and optioned Chris Parmelee to Class AAA Rochester. With Parmelee hitting .179, the move was inevitable, but Parmelee did not rank as one of the Twins' biggest problems. He's a promising kid who fell into a slump. He'll be back.
A team playing this bad for this long requires larger alterations. Here are a few suggestions:
1. Cut loose Jason Marquis
Marquis was signed to provide innings, throw strikes and act as a positive influence on young pitchers. He's 0-for-3.
Tuesday, he conducted walkabouts between pitches, displayed horrible body language and inflated his ERA to 6.68. He talks like a gamer and has the reputation of a gamer but pitches like Livan Hernandez on quaaludes.
It's time to conduct open tryouts for rotation spots. Scott Diamond and P.J. Walters have at least momentarily claimed two. Bring back Liam Hendricks (1.54 ERA at Class AAA) to replace Marquis, and have Brian Duensing or Anthony Swarzak ready to replace the next failed starter.