What if NFL executives behaved like NFL wide receivers?
What if, after an NFL general manager's hotly-debated decision turned out better than an Apple stock option in 1979, he felt emboldened to execute a touchdown dance? Maybe rub his rear end against a goalpost, ala Randy Moss? Maybe reprise the Ickey Shuffle?
If so, a certain Viking employee should be dancing the Ricky Shuffle.
He won't, of course, either physically or metaphorically. To imagine Rick Spielman dancing is to imagine Bill Gates rapping.
Spielman doesn't exult. He just makes sensible and often prescient decisions.
This winter, the guy who drafted Adrian Peterson, Percy Harvin, Phil Loadholt, John Sullivan, Kyle Rudolph, Blair Walsh, Sidney Rice, Harrison Smith and Matt Kalil faced two choices certain to offend a portion of his locker room and a portion of his fan base.
Spielman had to decide whether to keep Antoine Winfield and Percy Harvin, two of the best players in the NFL over the past five years.
Winfield is a tremendous professional. Harvin is wildly unprofessional. Winfield is a technician. Harvin is an irrepressible talent. They shared these characteristics: They were spectacular, if undersized, players, they would be difficult to replace, and keeping them would be as risky as ditching them.