Minnesota hasn't been home to many general managers who could be called "slick," unless you were using the word in a way that might start a fight.
There was Trader Jack McCloskey, who spent so much time in Hawaii during his Timberwolves employment that his nickname changed to Trade Winds. Remarkable Mike Lynn loved to blow smoke in its literal and virtual forms, but the Herschel Walker trade ended his hopes of becoming a legendary wheeler-dealer.
Doug Risebrough lovingly spoke of his job as a "manager," then managed to ruin the Wild franchise. Twins General Manager Terry Ryan became an executive of the year but did so by discovering prospects, not playing poker with peers.
Running Minnesota franchises today are the still-unproven Chuck Fletcher, the rested Ryan, the alternately verbose and invisible David Kahn, and Rick Spielman. Thursday night, in his first Vikings draft in which he possessed full power, Slick Rick proved he knows how to play the game. Somewhere, Lynn was squinting enviously and unleashing a plume of toxins.
Spielman owned the third pick in the draft. Smart money had him taking USC left tackle Matt Kalil in December, and in January, and in February, and in March, and yet on the evening of April 26, Spielman's efforts to construct a Lynn-like smoke screen paid off.
He knew he was going to take Kalil. Had probably known for months. But his media jujitsu, his willingness to pretend that he had interest in Morris Claiborne or Justin Blackmon, fooled enough high-profile media members and opposing NFL executives that on Thursday night the Cleveland Browns felt compelled to move up one slot in the first round.
The Browns wanted Trent Richardson and knew the Vikings wouldn't take a running back. But they didn't know what team might trade for the third pick and steal Richardson, or how far Spielman was willing to trade down, so the Browns were willing to give up a few of their stockpiled picks.
Spielman picked up three extra choices in that deal, then traded his second- and fourth-round picks for the 29th selection in the draft, where he chose Notre Dame safety Harrison Smith.