Tom Kelly had a favorite word for the strange events that occur around the traveling carnival that is a big-league sports team: buffoonery.
As Twins manager, he might use it in reference to an umpiring call or an official scorer's decision, or a rookie's behavior. Sample TK quote: "That question right there, Souhan, that's straight buffoonery."
Over the past decade, "buffoonery" might have been the most useful word in the English language in describing the state of the Twin Cities sports scene.
When the Timberwolves hired Flip Saunders to replace David Kahn to run the team's basketball operations, we became buffoon-free.
Consider the transformation: In 2010, Kahn ran the Wolves, along with his hand-picked coach, Kurt Rambis. Joel Maturi held the position of athletic director at the University of Minnesota and oversaw his signature hire, Tim Brewster.
Kahn fired Rambis, perhaps the only coach in Minnesota who was more passive-aggressive than his fanbase. Rambis was replaced by Rick Adelman, a coach worthy of Hall of Fame consideration.
Maturi fired Brewster, whose motivational slogans still resonate in the halls of the Bierman Building, causing young athletes to passionately run through the wrong doors at the wrong time, and then undertook a nationwide search before settling on the one working coach willing to take the job, Jerry Kill.
The University of Minnesota pushed aside Maturi, replacing him with Norwood Teague.