Christian Ponder made fun of his "white legs." He described his touchdown scramble, then teased himself, mumbling, "Run, Forrest, run."
Ponder could joke because he had just played puppet-master of the Vikings' upset of San Francisco, and when you win an NFL game, the league allows you 12 minutes to display a sense of humor before a replacement ref calls you back to the field for the fifth and sixth quarters.
He could joke because three plays went his way, three plays that made the difference between spending a night on the town as the architect of the Vikings' most impressive victory since 2009 instead of the guy they got because college football was all out of Andrew Lucks.
Play 1: The Vikings took the opening kickoff and, 15 plays later, faced fourth and goal from the 1. Ponder dropped back. He expected the 49ers to crash the middle of the line, but safety Dashon Goldson rushed him. Ponder knew tight end Kyle Rudolph would be open, but could he throw accurately while falling backward?
An incomplete pass would have given San Francisco a reprieve and a clean scoreboard. Instead, Ponder launched a high pass that found Rudolph, and the Vikings had clearly stated their intentions.
"We had always seen them on film, the defensive ends crashing down," Ponder said. "Fortunately, Kyle was wide open so it worked out well. I kept backing up, backing up, trying to find him and then he just popped and I just put air under the ball and let him go get it."
Play 2: The Vikings led 7-3 in the second quarter. Ponder dropped back from the 49ers 23, and found his two receivers covered as the pocket began to shrink.
He sprinted up the middle, made a dynamic cut and dived for the end zone, showing speed few NFL quarterbacks possess, speed that the Vikings want him to use only when his receivers are covered and he has a running lane.