East Rutherford, N.J. – Last time the Vikings played in New Jersey, their quarterback spent most of his postgame interview answering questions about sending illicit texts.
Monday night, the Vikings visited Jersey again, and this time it got embarrassing.
To be a Vikings fan these days, you need a gallon of Pepto-Bismol and a Hazmat suit. Winless in the United States this season, the Vikings might be the worst team in the NFL that does not reside in the state of Florida.
They have failed to look professional in consecutive weeks, and in unpredictable fashion: by imploding at home against an unremarkable Carolina team, then looking unfamiliar with the concept of offensive football on Monday night against a terrible Giants team.
Their 23-7 loss buried memories of their 2012 playoff appearance and transported them back to 2011, when they won only three games and began another desperate search for a franchise quarterback.
Worse, these kinds of losses transport them back to 2010, when they got their coach fired in the middle of the season.
They might be searching for a coach and quarterback this winter. Or by November.
On a night when Josh Freeman produced the worst Vikings quarterback debut since Spergon Wynn, his teammates played so poorly that the team will have no reason not to use the rest of the season as a glorified tryout camp for quarterbacks, and a campaign to secure the first pick in the 2014 NFL draft.