So you're fired up to watch the Vikings' opener. You're a new-age NFL fan. You've got your artisan chips, organic guacamole made from avocados imported on an entirely organic boat, meat so tender the farmer must have carried that cow everywhere, and a "We're No. 1" foam finger that the vendor promises never came close to Miley Cyrus.
You can't wait for Adrian Peterson to defy physiology, psychology, logic and history by rushing for 2,500 yards this season.
Peterson raises expectations the way a drunk bids at an auction. Do we have 2,000? "I can do that,'' Peterson says. Do we have 2,500? "Why not?'' Peterson says.
You should want Peterson to aim high. You should also want him to fall short.
Here's why:
Running the ball well benefits NFL teams. Running the ball constantly rarely does.
Since Terrell Davis rushed for 2,008 yards in 1998 and the Broncos won the Super Bowl with Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway running the offense, no player who led the NFL in rushing has won a Super Bowl. Only one has played in a Super Bowl — Seattle's Shaun Alexander in 2005.
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