A clarification of this column is appended at the bottom.
Give Dean Urdahl credit. The man is a poet. Monday night, he evoked the likes of T.S. Eliot and Tupac, packing worlds of meaning into a handful of words.
"Why should the state of Minnesota contribute to a stadium for a billionaire owner?" he asked.
Urdahl is a Republican representative from Grove City, and he did us all a favor by starting a key House panel meeting with that question.
Here's what the question revealed:
• Some of our elected officials are often no smarter than the guy who writes in the comments section of an online newspaper, "Your stupid."
The "building playgrounds for billionaires and millionaires" line is as old as Jamie Moyer. It cynically panders to all of us who are not millionaires or billionaires, a safe if cowardly strategy. Urdahl has studied the stadium issue for years, and he comes up with a question a third-grader would ask?
There are no major sports teams that are not owned by billionaires, or that do not employ millionaires. Ruling out building a stadium that could benefit a billionaire is like ruling out building roads for all those elitists who own cars.