Thursday night, tens of thousands of fans will stream into the Metrodome on a summer night to watch an NFL exhibition game featuring players soon to be trying out for the Iowa Barnstormers.
That makes it the ideal preseason game. The only way to improve it would be to cancel it.
NFL games played in August always have been cruel jokes perpetrated on a complicit public. Now they're worse. Now these games stand as criminal acts against fans and players.
For fans, these games are lumped into season-ticket plans. This is the sports-world version of extortion. You want to watch real games, buddy? Then you're going to have to pay a little vig. That's right, you're going to have to buy tickets to games that don't count contested mostly by players who won't make the team. Tony Soprano would be offended by the NFL's business practices.
For players, these games are worse. They're evidence that a league pretending to care about players' health doesn't care at all. The rich ol' NFL is happy to let star players risk their health and longevity in meaningless games because the NFL can sell tickets and broadcast rights to the games.
In Minnesota, the debate has revolved around the Vikings' use of Adrian Peterson. In the end, the team decided to use him for two plays during the preseason, both designed to shield him from contact. Even those two plays generated too much risk.
On the first play, Peterson was asked to pass-block. On the second, he was sent into a decoy pattern, and the Vikings were lucky 49ers' defensive end Justin Smith, a hulking mass of menace, didn't body-slam Peterson for the fun of it.
Peterson accomplished nothing by being on the field. He could have been injured, destroying the Vikings' season. That is a bad risk-reward ratio.