Sprinkling the infield as Michael Cuddyer applies SPF 3,000 in Phoenix:
• Tom Kelly's stint as Bert Blyleven's fill-in on FSN Twins broadcasts has proved that fearlessness and knowledge are the two prerequisites for outstanding broadcasting analysis, not voice modulation and obsequiousness.
Sunday, Kelly noted that the White Sox middle infielders never moved on a bunt, that Chicago center fielder Alex Rios cost his team a run by throwing to the wrong base, and that Twins starter Anthony Swarzak was losing his effectiveness and needed to throw a breaking pitch away from Carlos Quentin to get out of the sixth inning. He provided a baseball education rather than cheerleading.
It's well-known that most local broadcast announcers are encouraged by their bosses to be cheerleaders for the team they cover. I know many feel they'll lose their jobs if they fail to spew enough optimism, even when optimism is unjustified or even mindless.
But broadcasters who fail to speak the truth or enlighten their audience lose credibility, damaging the broadcasts and their own careers, and their bosses should have the guts to allow them to speak their minds.
• Now Michael Beasley has done it. When he was arrested at 3 a.m. on June 26 with 16 grams of marijuana under the front seat of the car in which he was speeding, Beasley violated not only the letter but the spirit of rules governing NBA players.
Everyone knows they're never allowed to get caught with less than 30 grams.
I can't get worked up over an NBA player getting caught with pot. If the league got rid of every player who smoked pot, David Stern could be a player-commissioner.