Brian Dozier will send the ball he hit for his first major league home run and the pink cleats he wore on Mother's Day home to his mom. He may have to keep the thong.
Sunday afternoon, the home-run ball was sealed within a plastic baggie in his locker. A pink thong, a form of hazing designed to honor and humiliate a contributing rookie, was stretched across the back of his chair, a gift from Justin Morneau.
Some big-leaguers' careers don't last much past the hazing stage. After a week in the majors, Dozier should be comfortable planning pranks to play on next year's rookies. He should be around.
In one of the most encouraging developments in a horrific season, Dozier has taken charge of the shortstop position, displaying fielding range, arm strength, agility and the ability to spray line drives all over Target Field.
"He's pretty good," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said, in a tone that indicated understatement. "He makes it look pretty easy out there. He gets after the game, studies the game, asks all the right questions. And he's fun to watch."
Dozier went 2-for-5 Sunday, hit two balls hard, smashed a Ricky Romero changeup for a home run and helped the Twins reach double-digit victories with a 4-3 victory over Toronto. He also made plays to his right and left, and eased concern about his ability to charge the ball.
"Those fields down there are a little different than our fields up here," Gardenhire said about Dozier's play in the minors. "Sometimes down there you get a few rough hops. But he was working on it, and he looks pretty good to me."
The Twins have a long history of delaying the arrival of their best prospects, perhaps because they also have a long history of sending their best prospects back to the minors.