LONDON – The language of the NFL is ugly and blunt as the business end of a rusty hammer. Players chop, block, cut, penetrate, stick, jam, explode. They throw bombs and sustain stingers. Their language is evocative and brutal.
The most dramatic word Vikings fullback Jerome Felton uses is "puncture,'' a vivid description in which he stars as the can opener, the defense becomes thin aluminum and Adrian Peterson bursts through the fresh opening like well-shaken seltzer.
"I just know how Adrian wants to run the football, and that's to be fast,'' Felton said. "So my goal is to hit the hole and try to puncture it and not try to stop up the hole.''
The word is precise. As Peterson's favorite lead blocker, Felton doesn't need to flatten three defenders. He merely needs to temporarily create a small opening for a very fast back. Puncture is the perfect word, and Peterson is eager to hear it used in a few sentences in a postgame locker room.
Last year, Peterson averaged an astonishing 6.9 yards per carry when he ran behind Felton, and 4.6 yards per carry behind other fullbacks and in formations without a fullback, according to ESPN Stats&Information. This year, through three games without Felton, Peterson is averaging 4.1 yards per carry.
After rushing for 2,097 yards last season, Peterson said Felton should receive credit for "six or seven hundred'' of them. That's also precise.
In Peterson's first four full seasons, he averaged 1,445 yards. Last year, he challenged Eric Dickerson's single-season rushing record despite facing defenses that massed bodies at the line of scrimmage like they were filming a "World War Z" prequel.
With Felton punching holes where there should have been none, Peterson actually took advantage of the packed lines, finding himself with open space once he passed the line of scrimmage. Felton's blocking and Peterson's praise led to him being named to the Pro Bowl.