FORT MYERS, FLA. - We associate good Twins teams with big personalities.
The Twins' World Series teams won with Puck, The Rat and Big Hrbie in '87, and added Black Jack in '91.
The resurgent Twins of the 2000s turned the clubhouse into a frat house. Torii Hunter, Doug Mientkiewicz, Eddie Guardado and Corey Koskie filibustered between pranks.
In recent years, the clubhouse has grown quieter, but players such as Michael Cuddyer and Joe Nathan still drew crowds to their lockers and worked the room like party hosts.
The Twins should nominate their current team for an Oscar, because this camp has been one long silent movie.
One member of the organization calls it "Camp Cupcake." The roster is a mixture of players who last year either failed or got hurt, and a bunch of players who still are introducing themselves.
The biggest names on the roster are not the biggest personalities. Joe Mauer requires subtitles. Justin Morneau is worried about concussion symptoms. The roles typically reserved for alpha males, such as closer, cleanup hitter and ace, are either unfilled or manned by people uncertain about their careers.
The result is that the Twins have a franchise-record 67 players in camp, and yet in the clubhouse you rarely hear laughter, and on the field during workouts the loudest noises are often made by birds.