Just to keep the "Sports" tag alive, here's a tidbit from today's celebrity wire. The director of football for the New York Cosmos looks back on his career, and recalls with happiness and pride the time he kicked a spectator:
Soccer player fondly recalls kicking a rude fan
Player of the Century!
March 4, 2011 at 6:19PM
If you're wondering whether the clip of a 16 year old kick can be found on YouTube, well, of course.
By the way, a detail from his wikipedia page about the fallout from the kick:
