Former Twins outfielder/noted eccentric Lew Ford is on Twitter -- and has been for about 90 days. There are a scant 21 tweets sent out by @CaptainLew20 so far, but you should still check it out anyway for the gems (for instance, the lightsaber picture). We won't spoil it all, but he might want to check in with Anthony Swarzak if this is the case:
