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Snakes Alive!

Strong emotions strike when snakes are at stake.

May 31, 2010 at 4:33AM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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Nobody's neutral when it comes to slithering reptiles. I found this out after I blogged on The Garden Buzz about the snake that sullied my little backyard Eden last week. Emotions ran high in both directions; splitting 50/50 on serpent tolerance.

I wrote that while I grew up on the California coast where rattlesnakes outnumbered surfboards, I still couldn't come to grips with the seemingly innocent garter snake that suddenly appeared at my feet the other day. In spite of the wood/wetland/water habitat that surrounds my home, I hadn't seen a snake so far, and until that fateful moment among the raspberries, wanted to believe I lived in some sort of magical snake-free zone.

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

I go to great lengths to make sure I don't run into snakes. I know where they like to hang out; cooling off in deep mulch, sunning on rocks, and foraging under rotting logs. I tread lightly in such situations. But it was just a matter of time before one crossed my path.

In my blog I acknowledged that I was aware of the ecological benefits that they provide; eating rodents and insects. I jested that there are plenty of hawks that perform that same service without the creepy behavior. I joked about my obvious hypocrisy when it came to all my talk about wildlife habitat. And still the pro-snake lobby came down hard on me. Who knew there were so many staunch snake defenders?

I had some readers lamenting their garden's snake shortages and I kind of wished we could arrange a sort of big snake swap.

One frequent reader gave me quite the dressing down on my anti-snake stance. I reassured her that no snakes were harmed in the writing of that blog. OK, a few dirt clods were thrown in his general direction to hint of my herpetological leanings. For the record, he (and I hope he was a he and not a she with babies) appeared unfazed. No one seemed concerned for the cold chills and palpitations I experienced.

She let me know in no uncertain terms that the snakes were entitled to their place on earth as much as myself.. Eventually I found out that she had rescued a garter snake, named him Ringo and developed quite a bond with the striped reptile. He had recently died and she was grieving the loss quite deeply. Although I had to question his happiness at living out his life in a glass box. Who knew there were so many gray areas with these cold-blooded guys?

Then there were just as many snake scaredy-cats sharing my aversion to the scaly fellows; commenting with adjectives such as shivering and chilling to describe the visceral reactions to such nightmarish animals in our midst.

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With the early spring and warm temps, more critters of all kind seem to be coming out of the woodwork so to speak. Something tells me I haven't seen my last snake this season.

What about you? Where do you fall on the snake spectrum? Are you like me and think they are just poor design on Mother Nature's part? Or do you find them appealing and just a piece of the big picture?

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