Simon calls Paula a dog

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August 8, 2011 at 4:26PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Simon explains why he'll be sitting next to Paula on the X Factor. People says:

Did you know he has a show coming out called "X Factor?" Yes? Well, have you thought about it today? No? Now you have. In related TV news:

This means canceling the show before it does those things shows do their last sad season, like have a "musical" episode, or a "special guest" who's obviously used just to jolt the ratings. Anyway, if there's an outcry over the show's ending, it just means they did the right thing! Right? Sort of. Deadline says:

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