I have been on this newspaper for 70 years, and I can't remember at any time when four of the main local teams were doing as poorly as the Gophers men's basketball team, the Gophers men's hockey team, the Wild and the Timberwolves.
The Vikings improved over last year with their 7-9 record, but they still didn't beat a single winning team during the season and found ways to lose to Detroit, Buffalo, and Miami in the final minutes of close games.
Then there is the Twins, who have had four consecutive 90-loss seasons, though they appear to be at least trying to improve with several free agents signed by General Manager Terry Ryan.
The only impressive teams right now are the Gophers women's basketball and women's hockey teams. The women's basketball team lost superstar guard Rachel Banham because of a knee injury in mid-December, yet lost just their second game Sunday, a heartbreaking 77-73 loss to Maryland and former coach Brenda Frese, who has built one of the best records of any woman's coach in the country. The Gophers women's hockey team, with a 19-1-3 record and an overtime shootout victory over Wisconsin on Sunday, likely will continue their winning ways.
It's hard to understand why the Wild are having such a hard time after owner Craig Leipold spent a ton of money to sign left winger Zach Parise and defenseman Ryan Suter in 2012 for matching 13-year, $98 million contracts, and left winger Thomas Vanek this year for three years and $19.5 million.
The mystery is that last year they had four goaltenders who played well enough to win a seven-game playoff series against Colorado and forced the Chicago Blackhawks to six games before bowing out of the Stanley Cup playoffs. With most of those same goaltenders back, they are complete flops this year.
Coach Mike Yeo's job seems to be safe, but he can't tend goal for this team. If the Wild doesn't get a respectable goaltender or if the current goalies don't improve, they aren't going to come close to making the playoffs.
The Gophers men's hockey team is probably a bigger flop than the Wild. The Gophers — who have 13 players on the roster who have been drafted by NHL teams, including No. 1 selection Brady Skjei — were ranked No. 1 for the first month of the season and among the favorites to win the NCAA championship. Now they are ranked ninth in the country and will fall lower next week.