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Shocker: Penelope Cruz even more pregnant than before

How did this happen?

October 5, 2010 at 8:59PM
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First, the denials; then someone with sharp eyes notices a star has become rounder, which leads to breathless speculation and the loathsome phrase "baby bump." Then comes the stories that suggest the child is actually growing in her womb:

You have to love the headline: "Penelope Cruz Debuts Bigger Baby Bump." As though she sent out invitations and rented searchlights To sum it up: a pregnant woman walked through an airport.

This completes our update; we will bring you more as the story develops.

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