Good news for Sheen: those tickets to his "Come Watch Me Spout Catch Phrases" show are selling like crazy. Unfortunately, they're being snatched up by scalpers . . . who can't unload them. The Daily News says:
Here's your ghoulish quote for the day:
Part of the problem, according to the report, is that Sheen hasn't done any promotion, aside from mentioning the tour on his Twitter feed, but it may come down to something else: that third video. The one where he read the stupid speech. All the air leaked out of the Sheen Story when it was done, and everyone decided to move on to HEY THERE'S A REBECCA BLACK PARODY -
Sorry, that was the irritating thing four minutes ago. What's everyone talking about now? I was away from my desk to get some coffee and may have missed a meme or two.
