What does it take to provoke a mensch like Jerry Seinfeld to vile words? Apparently Lady Gaga stripping down to her over-bedazzled skivvies, giving the one-finger salute and landing in the comedian's luxury box at a Mets game, that's what.
"This woman is a jerk. I hate her," Seinfeld told WFAN radio in an interview Monday, according to reports. "I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for."
He continued: "You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now? It's pathetic."
Note: The phrase "Not that there's anything wrong with that" was never uttered.
Maybe she can make it up to Jerry with a followup to "Alejandro." Sing it: "Ale-ale-jerry."