The whistle will sound, a ball will be a kicked and life will return to … what, exactly? Not normal. It's silly to even suggest that, to think a mirror can be held up and we will see early March staring back.
The idea of a "new normal" sounds trite, too, because we haven't established camp at some mythical destination. This wretched pandemic is surging, not loosening its grip. Life has become way too complicated, so let's keep this simple and in narrow context: A Twin Cities team will play in a live contest Sunday evening for the first time in what feels like forever, and I can't help but think how nice it will be to just sit down on the couch and watch a game again.
Minnesota United gets first crack among our local sports teams in resuming play. The Loons are scheduled to play Sporting Kansas City at the MLS is Back Tournament in Orlando, exactly four months to the day when the sports world shut down.
I write "scheduled" because nothing in our COVID-19 world is guaranteed, especially as it relates to restarting sports. Two MLS teams already have withdrawn from the tournament because of internal outbreaks.
But assuming United's match goes off as planned, a creature comfort will return to our regularly scheduled programming. No offense to cornhole and lawn mower racing (two things I actually paused to watch while channel surfing during quarantine).
Other pro leagues will soon follow.
Allegedly. Hopefully.
Football? That one seems particularly daunting.