Adrian Peterson didn't want to nag, but the idea of standing on the sideline as a spectator irritated him. So the NFL's reigning MVP lobbied Leslie Frazier to let him play in the Vikings' first two preseason games.
To which there really was only one reasonable response.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
Peterson's eagerness to play in meaningless exhibitions provides further evidence that he's wired differently than his peers. Given the choice to play or sit out early preseason games, most veterans would gladly trade their helmet for a visor and spend the night cracking jokes on the sideline.
That's like asking your kids if they'd rather have ice cream or spinach for a snack. But not Peterson, who admits he's "itching" to hit someone other than a teammate.
"I'm all about competing and getting better with my team," he said.
That's certainly understandable and ostensibly is the reason behind the team's decision to play Peterson in the third preseason game Sunday night at San Francisco.
The Vikings first-team offense has coughed and wheezed like an '86 Yugo in Peterson's absence the first two games. The starters have managed three points in six drives and looked completely bamboozled by Buffalo's blitzes last week.