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Royals don't want anyone to make fun of them

Democracy in action!

April 28, 2011 at 7:46PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

If you can't stand the heat, tell the cooks to go home and close down the kitchen:

That'll work. No one will ever satirize them now. In other news, we have learned there's a line you can cross to lose your invite to the wedding, and that's start killing your citizens en masse:

The news isn't that they were disinvited. The news should be that they were invited in the first place.

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