You know, a lacerated kidney sounds pretty awful.
Well, not at first.
"At first, you know how you get a little bruise?" said Stefon Diggs, Vikings rookie receiver, lifelong fanatical football lover and former University of Maryland lacerated kidney victim. "I felt it a little bit. I came out for a play. Everybody said, 'We need you.' I said, 'I got you.' I went back in."
Diggs caught a team-high six passes that day at Penn State, including the particularly painful fourth-quarter grab that set up a go-ahead touchdown.
"It was on the goal line and I was trying to stretch the ball out," Diggs said. "A linebacker hit me on the side and it was a little helicopter thing where I spun and ended up on like the half-inch line."
Diggs stayed down and was tended to by Maryland's medical team for several minutes. But he walked off the field on his own. Soon, he was back helping the Terrapins to a 20-19 win against a Nittany Lions team that had never lost at home to Maryland and was 35-1-1 vs. the alleged nearby rival entering that game.
Meanwhile, that little so-called bruise on Diggs' left side wouldn't stop hurting. When Mother Nature called and Diggs headed for the restroom in the visitor's locker room, well, let's just say that's where a lacerated kidney starts to sound pretty awful.
"When you lacerate your kidney, you're bleeding out of your kidney," Diggs said. "I went to the bathroom and that's when I saw it."