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What did Juliet know about love, anyway?

By jameslileks

April 20, 2010 — 11:08am

Amanda Seyfried (genus blondus americanus) has a new movie coming up:

Why would anyone ask a suicidal 13-year-old for love advice? You'd be better off asking Larry King, even if half the answers consisted of "Viagra!" and "where's my mush?" At least he has a track record.

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