Minnesota is no Mos Eisely, but there are plenty of "Star Wars"-related parties to crash this week.
There's even a Cantina-themed shindig inspired by that Tatooine city's hallowed nightclub. Or as Obi-Wan Kenobi described it: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
And that's a good thing!
Here are a few more places to witness nefarious activity as you prepare for Thursday night's opening of Episode VII.
If you want to dance
The Cantina — A "Star Wars" Dance Party: DJ Jake Rudh is welcoming Wookiees, Jawas, Jedis and Sith lords to his popular Transmission night. Expect lots of costumes at the themed party, held at First Avenue. But since this will be fashioned after the Mos Eisley Cantina, dressing up as Greedo is probably a bad idea.
Info: 9 p.m. Sat., 701 1st Av. N., Mpls. $8-$10, 18 and older, first-avenue.com.
If you want to laugh
Ninth Annual "Star Wars Holiday Special": Here's a chance to watch the incredibly bizarre (and bad) 1978 holiday special with fellow fans. Screened at Bryant-Lake Bowl, where you may eat and drink at your seat.
Info: 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Wed., 810 W. Lake St., Mpls. Free with Toys for Tots donation, bryantlakebowl.com.