A new calendar hangs awkwardly, weighted by 11 other months that remain unseen, like snoozing college students home on break. January, as ever, hangs alone, raising the curtain on fresh starts and clean slates and wondering, as ever, if anyone will applaud.
Not likely. Mostly, what makes January tolerable is that it's no longer last year.
Still, we step into the month as if we mean to, smiling bravely at our annual resolve to be better (thinner, happier, healthier, smarter) people by next New Year's Eve. The word January comes from Janus, the Roman god of the doorway, so to step across its threshold has always promised a journey.
The path, of course, is icy.
That's a metaphor, but here, it's also the truth. January is Minnesota's coldest month. Night after night, the average temperature dwells in the single digits. Digits such as 4. We could keep ice cream in our parked cars, they're so cold.
But bundling up still seems more normal than cruel, because we know that cruel is yet to come. (One word: March.) And someone in the elevator can be counted on to rightly note the lack of mosquitoes.
January's shivers didn't used to matter much, because all there was to do was stay home and deny oneself. Even the Super Bowl moved to February some 10 years ago.
But socializing is changing. Now, there are actual parties, spillovers from December's overstuffed calendar.